it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Fanta-size

To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.

Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Sweer size

The size of your sweer

person 1: What's your sweer size?
person 2: about 25.

by SweerSized March 15, 2022