singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Single Goggles

Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.

You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.

by ninjaincombat. October 20, 2014

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014

Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"

I have recently been singled.

by jech2810 September 19, 2016

Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016