New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

t-shirt billy

a billionaire who forgoes business wear for casual wear.

billionaire mark zuckerberg met with investors in his full on "t-shirt billy" uniform of t-shirt, jeans and sneakers.

by maddox tolliver June 8, 2018

cat in a t-shirt

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.

Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!

by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006

tucking in my shirt

Touching yourself.

I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

by TheReverendEbenHill October 21, 2020

Weezer Shirt Man

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.

Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"

by Emerican November 2, 2018

Nirvana T Shirt

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge

Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"

by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

T-Shirt Worthy

When someone comes out with a random saying or comment that it so funny it should be put on a t-shirt.

"hilarity on a stick" that comment is T-shirt Worthy"

by liberty_bell November 20, 2009