my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

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masturbasex aka sexturbation

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse

jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021

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Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.

We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

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Tea of Saitual

Saitual Prince. It is used to describe Chicks Magnet from Saitual.

"Is that Brad Pitt?"
Me: No, That's just the Gay, Tea of Saitual

by Nang a, khawi veng nge i nih November 15, 2024

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Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

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