Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

Screw Scars

Getting bruised while having intense sex.

Men and Women both get caught up in the moment and excitement and of course black and blues may occur. A woman for example, may receive black and blues on her thighs/hips where being tightly held by a man during intercourse. A man for example, may have bruises or scratches on his back from a woman digging her nails into his back when she's coming. Such bruises are 'screw scars.'

by DJ Meshuganeh April 10, 2012

Screw all ‘yall

Strong bad said this to the brits’ in SBEmail22.

Screw all ‘yall!
(Blimey!)
(Gasp)

by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

Screw

v. to fuck

joe: dude i totally screw natalie last night
josh: no way dude was it good

by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

Screw

A prison officer

Prisoner’fuck off you “screw”

by @o0183839 October 11, 2022

Screw

The word screw or screwing is used to describe sexual intercourse

“I was sweating after Emma and I screwed last night”

by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024