Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.

Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."

by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025

Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.

Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."

by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025

Schrödingers Chud

The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.

It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.

by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026

Schrödinger's Wealth

Much like Schrödinger's Turk, Schrödinger's Wealth is a term used exclusively for the Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. The term is used when a person flip flops from being rich to poor or (brokie in Hasan words) to blend in with or avoid being called out by other people

Hasan: "I grew up in poverty"

People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"

by Mr. [HYPERLINK BLOCK] January 22, 2026

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

Schrodinger's Bus

When blaming someone for a problem that may or may not exist.

I think max made a mistake but I'm not sure so I'm throwing him under Schrodinger's Bus.

by Mthree January 31, 2026

Schrödinger’s Feminism

Being “strong and empowered” when things go well, but “oppressed and a victim” when the same choices go wrong — depending on what’s more useful at the time.

She voluntarily used OnlyFans to sell her own adult content and made millions, then later claimed she was exploited when it suited her — a textbook case of Schrödinger’s Feminism.

by Maxwatts February 11, 2026