rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
by brunoglopogos December 09, 2010
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Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
by Ben Bean November 01, 2007
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Rusty Wagon

When a man vigorously swaps between a woman's anus and vagina whIle she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle.
1. "When you mix red and brown you get a rusty wagan."
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "
by katiebobatie August 10, 2014
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Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.
I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.
by NovaReason November 24, 2010
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Rusty Knuckle

The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.
After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.
by sancho48879 February 17, 2008
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Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain
my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.
by John Ritter October 17, 2003
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Rusty Buffalo

The act of Fucking someone in the anus until you cum, then taking a full sized chicken wing and putting it in the anus filled with cum. Then one of the participants eat the cum soaked chicken wing.
Me and Ashley got so drunk she let me give her a Rusty Buffalo
by RustyBuff17 July 14, 2021
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