The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

by CasuallyDefines December 02, 2020

cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods

Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed

by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie May 12, 2018

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 03, 2018

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Root

Beer pong

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"

by penispopper123 January 20, 2013

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025