phone rape

when one calls someone, and jerks off during a phone conversation without the other person knowing.

this guy (claiming to be a telemarketer) talked to me for about 15 minutes, only to reveal he was phone raping me.

by GILIITCIH December 1, 2003

mind rape

Mind rape occurs whenever one's brain feels as though it has been assaulted viciously by some event or thing in reality. People are particularly susceptible to mind rape if they are on almost any kind of illicit substance (ie, LSD).

"I went to Subway today and saw a roach climb up a guy's leg at the counter. Hilary Duff's new single was playing on the radio and a smelly 14-year-old fat chick made my sandwich for me. It was hardcore mind rape."

by Justin (not crazy) October 30, 2005

Origin Rape

Forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). Widely discredited by the AQA exam board.

Will: You didn't just origin rape that graph did you? Amateur mistake! (Followed by a sex noise and or your mum joke)

by afotltimf March 8, 2009

Saddle Raped

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.

Why is Vic hunched over today?

Bertha must of saddle raped him last night.

by Margo667 May 27, 2009

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama January 17, 2009

fate raped

to be raped by fate

she was drinking so hard, she was obviously gonna puke. she was fate raped.

by wronskee June 14, 2009