Masturbation Rape

To attempt to upset someone who dislikes you by telling them you get off to the thought of them.
Masturbation Rape: The boy threw out his letter, only to find it on the morning intercom the next day.

"Melissa Stockholm, I masturbate feverously to your picture every night. Love, Jimmy Stockholm."
by Tatertits February 01, 2009
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nigger-rape

When Obama became president.
The United States was nigger-raped.
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rape me

Rape Me
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Rape me, my friend
Rape me again

I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again.

Waste me
Taste me, my friend.

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
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*Rape Me is such an ace song. One of the best and its not even from the ever-so-hyped Nevermind album.
So if you're one of those people that have Nevermind and think that's all you need to know and hear about Nirvana...then think again and buy some of their OTHER albums (Tip: In Utero- fucking awesome)*
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rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.
After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.
by Nic April 20, 2005
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phone rape

when one calls someone, and jerks off during a phone conversation without the other person knowing.
this guy (claiming to be a telemarketer) talked to me for about 15 minutes, only to reveal he was phone raping me.
by GILIITCIH December 02, 2003
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mind rape

Mind rape occurs whenever one's brain feels as though it has been assaulted viciously by some event or thing in reality. People are particularly susceptible to mind rape if they are on almost any kind of illicit substance (ie, LSD).
"I went to Subway today and saw a roach climb up a guy's leg at the counter. Hilary Duff's new single was playing on the radio and a smelly 14-year-old fat chick made my sandwich for me. It was hardcore mind rape."
by Justin (not crazy) October 24, 2005
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Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.
Did you just Knee Rape me???
by Pierre the llama October 05, 2008
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