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Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
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Randi

Guys with this name are extraordinary, they have a way of making an impact, certainly not a face you would forget in the crowd. They are very smart and particular about things. They are good at calculations but they are not indifferent towards anything and appreciate life generally. They adore science and literature alike this makes them knowledgeable and broad-minded. They are generally social but their above average intelligence ensures a fewer number of friends. They enjoy competition. They are very good and interesting friends, it is impossible to get bored in their company. They are not short tampered and generally very sweet. They don't think very high if themselves but they are truly amazing people.
I bet randi can explain it better than anyone.
have you seen randi?
i wish
by kebayamerah November 25, 2022
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Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy
Randy saw collin before collin saw randy
by Real Alberto June 1, 2022
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Randy

Wow. You're being such a randy right now.
by AverageD October 10, 2018
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Randy

Randy is a great friend to have, his kind, caring and compassionate. If you ever need advice or someone to talk to his the guy to go to. Sometimes he acts like an idiot which he is. All in all Randy is an amazing person.
by Liqhawe December 13, 2021
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The Randy Phinney

swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.
The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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Randi

A promiscuous girl who always flirts with men even though she has a boyfriend.
Mahzoad is hanging out with Ali even though she has a boyfriend, she's such a randi!
by peeachybum April 21, 2022
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