Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019

Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

Pumped-er

More excited or pumped than normal.

Example #1
Philip: Wow, you're excited.
Joshua: Yeah, I'm even pumped'er than usual!

Example #2
That me feel even pumped-er!

by probably_born_in_a_barn January 19, 2019

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

Sneak pump

1) Sex leading to an unplanned pregnancy.

2) An unplanned child.

1) "I'm pregnant?! You must have sneak pumped me."

2) "That kid was a sneak pump."

by J108 March 21, 2013