prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
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Primed

To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.
that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.

That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.
by apirateslife4me January 28, 2018
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Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.
Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.
by Cal Fields October 20, 2018
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Primed

When you fuck a girl and take a picture of her door step and send it to her to let her know the package has been delivered
When I fucked the Amazonian I primed her by sending her a picture of her doorstep to let her know the package has been delivered
by Slumstar October 29, 2021
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To prime someone is when you send (sometimes spam) someone with one or more images of the prime drink, usually to someone who dislikes the drink.
Person 1: prime.png
Person 2: Man, i got primed 💀
by cqvyz November 17, 2023
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To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine
Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed
by Fake_Grandma February 05, 2018
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Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.
She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability
by MOEGMOEMONEY October 08, 2019
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