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piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
by Klepto May 20, 2003
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Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
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Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.
"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."
by VolatileLight April 13, 2020
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purple-pissing

In the context of the Patton speech, gentian violet was used to treat venereal disease. This was The Man insinuating that all the enemy soldiers had VD.
"We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs"
by jamesbondmustdie June 5, 2023
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piss wench

A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate
1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench
by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019
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piss clip

When one easily accomplishes something that is normally extremely difficult, on the first try, without expecting it. Can also be used as a verb.

Occasionally used within the Clone Hero community, but can be used to describe accomplishments in other games as well.
"I feel like sub-15 on this Minecraft speedrun attempt is gonna be a piss clip."

"I just piss clipped #1 Victory Royale. The fuck."
by Thesnakerox March 30, 2022
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piss kink

John: Dude, Jessica is so hot I might ask her out.
Bob: I wouldn't if I were you, i heard she has a piss kink
by Dr1pp7 February 16, 2022
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