Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

A Penny

A Penny is slang for $250

I just spend a penny on these balenci’s

by Fudge Nugget 07 February 18, 2021

Penny Pounder

In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.

Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"

by SloppyHoe November 27, 2010

Penny K

The coolest person that everyone can trust and can have fun with.

“I wish that I had a Penny K by my side!!”

by Spy Sophie Stark June 28, 2021

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 04, 2012

penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 25, 2023

penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021