When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022

A woman who is a master at creating cheesy folk art and decorator items out of objects she found in the backyard.
by Cornetto70 August 27, 2021

Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!
by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020

Penny is the most fun, kind, sweet, handsome man alive. He’s a little oblivious sometimes but that and any other flaw he has is worth it. Everyone who knows Penny knows that he’s the best; he’s the best friend, the best boyfriend, etc.. and overall the best person ever. Anyone would be lucky to date him, considering how he gives you butterflies and makes you so happy without any effort. If you know a Penny, never leave him or let him down, you’ll seriously regret it.
by penfan19875 April 16, 2024

by vickiswishesxo June 4, 2021

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
by S Penny August 17, 2022

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
