Penis

1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

EW look at the Penis.

by DicksAreUgly December 21, 2007

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

Penis

Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

by puffy nipples April 4, 2009

penis

something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

penis

'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked

he played with his penis whenever he got bored

by ewrwe May 21, 2006

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003