hammer party

The act of beating someone to death with hammers.

From the 30 July 2003 Onion article "Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die"

"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."

by Americus Symmes June 24, 2004

Party Ho

A group of women, kind of hot but mostly trashy. They tend to show up at most parties. They generally remain semi-single and are always a lock for getting laid provided enough booze or other influential substances, and they do travel in groups. They are not intellectually gifted, but some have been known to maintain respectable GPA’s in high school and college through a combination of non-academic coursework and "extra credit" administered to certain older male teachers. Famous Party Ho's include Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Kim Kardashian, and Britney Spears to name a few.

Evan: Dude, how was the party on Friday?
Frank: One of the Party Ho's got drunk and wrecked her Cavalier in my yard!
Evan: That sucks.
Frank: Yeah; but I did hook up with that Party Ho.

by Schlub91 March 23, 2009

Pumpkin Party

A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.

Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...

by Rack 'Em Willie December 4, 2010

party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.

So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.

by T-Bo January 21, 2005

key party

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.

by BRD October 10, 2004

Party Gap

A space or diastema between the two upper front teeth. Gap-toothed people are notoriously fun and always bring the party.

I met this guy with a huge party gap at the bar the other night and immediately knew it was gonna be crazy times.

by thetippingpoint August 8, 2008

taco party

1. A party involving many women and few or no men. Opposite of a sausage party.

Ashley R. has taco parties all the time.

by Raymo August 29, 2004