Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.

Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.

by ThLttLPrnc October 19, 2010

bob in the yard

bob has a backyard

bob in the yard is a mushroom

by applepieinmahjeans October 05, 2021

The Yard

New Englanders refer to Cape Cod as “The Cape”. Millennials from Massachusetts started referring to Martha’s Vineyard as “The Yard” in a post-Obama US.

Everyone knows Oak Bluffs has the best bars on The Yard!

by Eomer August 14, 2022

yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 17, 2023

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 20, 2017

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 July 01, 2014

yard slut

General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.

We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.

by April 20, 2024