bowflex muscles

A term that originates from Batman issue 675. Used to describe a muscular man who assumedly gained his muscles solely from simple exercises and therefor can not throw or catch hands to save his life.

Man1: Damn, that nigga's a beast.
Man 2: Nah, he ain't nothing but a bottle of steroids and bowflex muscles.

by Drex V. December 3, 2023

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018

Doctor Muscles

It’s meaning incomes from the observation that male doctors often have muscles in the arms slightly above what the average or underweight person would have.

“I’m hoping to gain some doctor muscles at home before going to a gym.”

by SuddenlyCmour March 26, 2023

TBD Muscle

As in "To Be Determined". The excess fat, chunkyness, fluffyness, or plumpness on a person's body. Typically located in the midsection area of the human body blocking the abs.

Matt: Dude, you really need to start exercising.
Ricky: Yeah, I guess it's time to start figuring out what I'm gonna do with all this TBD muscle.

by Breaston December 14, 2009

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025