rock blocking

People at a rock concert forming a barrier and not allowing you any closer to the stage.

"Let's get closer to the band!"
"We can't, those guys in front of us are Rock Blocking!"

by jviska89 February 6, 2008

Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011

Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!

K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!

by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010

pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground

Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore

by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018

Tot Block

To stop someone from stealing one of your tater tots. This usually happens when a hungry friend thinks you are distracted and reaches for a tot from your plate. Then you catch them in the act just in time.

Bob: So I told her I don't care what color -- Hey, bro! (looks down at plate and brandishes a fork threateningly) Lay off the tots! I'm going to eat those!

Tom: Dang! I just got tot blocked!

by ATL Livin' March 3, 2011