Gay Tuesday

On this day if you don't act gay then you are gay for real.

Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.

by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019

Toes out Tuesday

When your wear flip flops or slides with no socks on Tuesday (if you do it it means you’re bold and don’t give a fuck what someone gotta say

*Guy wears flip flops to school*

Friend: Ayyye I see you doin toes out Tuesday

by 843_Bobby September 16, 2019

T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

by Staticash September 2, 2019

Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018