porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Patty

A pathetic person that isn't worth arguing or fighting with.

He's not worth it mate, he's just a patty.

by zeem01 March 5, 2025

Patty Pour

The three or four drops of champagne left in a bottle to which you offer your friend’s empty glass.

Could I have one more glass? Sure. Oh my God, that was a Patty Pour!

by anonymous August 22, 2021

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

York Peppermint Patty

When you are doing anal and you creampie a girl, then proceed to lick the cum out of her asshole.

Dude, I'm getting somw ass tonight. Maybe I will york peppermint patty her.

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016