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emo

people that are overly emotional
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird
Fake emo: omg like nobody understands me, imma slit my wrist now * uncontrollable fake crying commences*
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME
by CC-8826 January 8, 2022
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Emo

I don't understand why there is such thing called 'emo people'. Emo is short for emotional. Isn't everyone on Earth emotional? So don't go saying emo's are loners, because you are calling yourself a loner.

But, apparently, emo's are people that have a hard life. But I don't agree with that.
Faggot: LOL look at dat emo fag! lol lol go cut ur self u moron.

Me: What the hell, dude? You're an emo too, did you know?

Faggot: NUH UHH!!!!111one!!one!!!//!! if I wuz emo i woud cut my self!!!!!!one11//1/11!!! only EMO's dye their hair n cut n cry in dere dumb room and isten to moosic like My Chemical Romance!!!!1111one//111!?1/1!11!!1 I hate dem and theyre hipsturr glaasses!!! durr hurrrrr hurrrr!!!1/1oneone111?!1 Nicki Minaj n shit is better the- -

Me: -shoots the faggot-
by SammichGoddess August 6, 2012
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Emo

1: Short for a genre of music, emotive rock. It is a style of music and sometimes clothing.
2: A label that's mainly used on posers who killed the entire genre.
1: Jimmy Eat World is a pretty good emo band.

2: "Emo": I cut myself, cry because of every little thing, write in a paper diary, and wear my hair over my face so I must be emo!
Me: Eff you! You're just a poser. Ugh, wemos. They're everywhere.
by Cailunet October 20, 2008
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Emo

Emo. Mostly teenagers ranging from 14-19 in age. Defined by:
1)Skinny jeans. Guys and girls.
2)Thick black rimmed glasses.
3)Sloppy hair that tends to gravitate towards one side of the face, blocking half from view. Usually dark(black)with streaks of very bright (red, green) colors.
4)Eyeliner. Guys and girls.
5)A serious need to be unconforming. Which might be an issue when you are talking about one of the fastest growing trends in the world.
6) Some sort of self mutilation/suicide attempt.
7)A fascination with vintage items, poetry, dark lyrically uninventive lyrics that express 'deep' emotions and thoughts.
Let's hardcore dance!
Quick! Mosh pit!
I'm so emo I wore my sister's pants.
by Apostrophe. Simply Yours. December 30, 2008
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emo

doesnt exist.
it is a label someone gives themselves.
person 1: i'm emo
person 2: shut up. go play in traffic.
by supersarah1311 December 13, 2008
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No-Emo

No-Emo is very similar to no homo. One will use "No-Emo" to state to another person that what they are about to say is to not be taken in a emo way.
Joe: Hey bro. How's life?

Steve: Dude, life has been, No-Emo, terrible lately. Allison broke up with me and then she sent me a text saying that she was pregnant and that i should go to an STD clinic.

Joe:That sucks...my life has been great!
by Jim Richalds. November 25, 2009
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Emo

How to be emo:
Go out to the drugstore and buy some cheap hair dye. You're gonna need black, and if you want to look more emo, buy dark purple or dark red. Or maybe a neon color. Put streaks in random as hell places. There's the color. Now, cut your bangs into a long diagonal fringe, covering about 1/3 of your face on that side. make sure your fringe is longer than the rest of your hair if you're a guy, and if you're a girl, your bangs should be at least half the length of the rest of your hair.
There, now you've got the hair. Now, go one to make-up. You're gonna need eyeliner. A lot of it. Now, put it on. When you think you have enough, you will need more. then for eyeshadow, choose either a dark color, or a bright color.
For clothes, you're going to need a studded belt. You need skinny jeans, skin tight. Or tighter. Then, go to Hot Topic, buy a few band shirts, and while you're there, look at other band shirts, and write them down. That's what music you'll be listening to until you get over whatever you're sad about. Make sure you have converse!!
Then, the attitude. Obviously, you have to be sad all the time. Don't eat, and cut yourself.
...
Now, if you think I'm serious, you're ridiculous. I guess I'm classified as emo, and I do few of these things. I streaked my hair neon orange, it's naturally black. I do usually wear dark clothes. But Seriously, don't be a poser. Emo's aren't always fucking depressed.
Real emo #1: Hey, let's go hang out!
Real emo#2: Okay! What do you wanna do?!
Real emo #1: Let's go skate, or maybe jump on a trampoline!
Real emo#2: Okay!

Poser emo#1: I'm so sad...I think I'm gonna go cut myself.
Poser emo #2: Yeh...Let's go listen to Hawthore heights while wallowing in self pity...
Real emo's join in now: CHEER UP, FAGS!
by Non-Poser >_> February 15, 2010
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