1. the male reproductive organ
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.
2. you suck it
3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small.
4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.
by DicksAreUgly December 21, 2007

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.
2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.
3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.
3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.
by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.
by puffy nipples April 4, 2009

something justin beiber doesn't have.
Justin beiber doesn't have a penis
by I love vagina in my mouth September 9, 2011

by ewrwe May 21, 2006

by jesus August 17, 2003
