penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.
My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.
by puffy nipples April 05, 2009
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Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything
by Sue May 30, 2004
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1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.
by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009
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Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.
Guess whos mouth my penis is in!
by Garced March 03, 2005
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something justin beiber doesn't have.
Justin beiber doesn't have a penis
by I love vagina in my mouth September 09, 2011
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'joy'stick for men when masturbated
and for women when getting fucked
he played with his penis whenever he got bored
by ewrwe May 13, 2006
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that thing i please various women with
"i please many women last night with my penis"
by jesus August 18, 2003
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