When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
Get the Status Killermug. The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
Get the Grizz Statusmug. A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
Get the status masterbationmug. When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
Get the Bagger Statusmug. To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
Yea he has reached father status
You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
Get the Father Statusmug. 1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.
Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"
by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014
Get the MOG statusmug. A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.
by Heather Monroe January 19, 2008
Get the pratt statusmug.