Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
Get the condom ninjamug. A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
Get the Ninja Pettermug. by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017
Get the ninjas on the streetmug. A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.
Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
by Buns Master December 16, 2011
Get the Ninja Lunchmug. Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
Get the Douche Ninjamug. In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008
Get the Ninja Tankmug. A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
Get the time ninjamug.