ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.

Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club

by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017

Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009

Door-Ninja

A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.

That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.

by TurboTurbo January 10, 2011

Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.

"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks

by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008