Naked censor

A device built into a hot tub that that's sends a screeching alarm off whenever the hot tub is occupied by two (or more) people engaging in nude activities.

"Dude, so I was totally feeling my girlfriend's rack in the hot tub last night when the fucking naked censor went off; embarrassed the shit out of me when my parents came outside."

by Mr. Pants Party April 13, 2008

naked cop

an undercover cop

John: "I think I'm going to buy that girl a drink, she does look a bit young though.

Bill: "Don't! She's a naked cop!

by boricuabeauty January 3, 2009

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

naked light

A bare light bulb.

There was only one naked light dangling in the basement.

by Hatcher G. March 10, 2011

naked ladies

Ladies with no clothes

The women in pornos have no clothes, therefore they are naked ladies.

by PianoMan October 4, 2004

butt naked's

timberland boots without the black leather guard around the top. there real name is Men's 6-Inch Basic Waterproof Boot

Kids make fun of the kids with the butt naked's.
yo joey got on butt naked's

by stevejgfjugtjg October 1, 2012

naked men

The best thing in the world.

“Wow, I love sexy naked men!”

by Patricia Jenkins September 24, 2018