Nessy

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.

by Doomos October 8, 2005

Nasty Chat

To engage in flirtatious and/or suggestive conversation via text messaging. Often sexual in nature.

1. Dude, that Puerto Rican chick I met at the DMV keeps nasty chatting me!

by Dante Jacusi March 24, 2007

purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 16, 2005

Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

Totally Definitely Obvious Sick Nasty Dinosaur Lacrosse Playing Bro. A term used for all those who play lacrosse. Commonly used to answer questions.

Bro 1: Did yous see the Duke lacrosse game yesterday?

Bro 2: Totes Def Obvi Sick Nasty Dlaxin Brah

by MacMacAttack November 10, 2010

birds nest

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.

"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."

by sressler December 26, 2006

crows nest

When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.

I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.

by Trident High school August 24, 2006

Head Nasty

When somebody tells you something just to fool you.

Freshman: Man the coaches told me I was going to get major playing time this year.

Senior: Don't let them old dudes fool you and get yo head nasty. You probably won't touch the field.

by diesel90 April 15, 2010