coke nails

Long little fingernails used for snorting cocaine

I scooped up some coke with my coke nails and snorted it.

by JAYDOS September 9, 2013

nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015

nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

by Racist brownies February 4, 2025

Nail salonist

It means when you work at a nail salon

I want to be a nail salonist

by Nail salon it’s May 8, 2021

Trophy Nail

A single nail, usually the left pinky finger nail, that is grown out significantly longer than any other nail. It's primary use is for coke (AKA Columbian sugar)

The Vietnamese nail tech went crazy when her trophy nail broke.

by RoadKillWarrior April 26, 2019

Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024