beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

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The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

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skinny muscle

Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.

Dude, Cameron is SUCH a skinny muscle when it comes to himself

by Dumpstercumshot June 15, 2019

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muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

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Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

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