Murder

Probably not the friendliest way to greet someone but okay.

Person1: Hi!
Person2: I feel like murdering you

by GrilledGoat March 23, 2021

murder

to love somebody and then you'll regret it

kids watch murder

by killllllllllllllllllluy October 20, 2021

Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 26, 2023

Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.

After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.

by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012