fuck mart

This is short for the phrase "Fuck martyr" as coined by Stefan Price in the late 1990's.

Don't be such a Fuck Mart.

by Stevein exeter. June 1, 2007

Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.

Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!

by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010

Martha's Vineyard

yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :

someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D

by Ashley ahlajaaa April 7, 2009

wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by Eric June 17, 2006

Maartje

1. Slightly confusing personality.
2. Introvert person with homicidal tendencies.

1.
"Oh dear, look at his face! What happened to him?"
"He most likely met his Maartje!"

2. "Run! There's a Maartje heading our way!"

by Scott Tribbleswatter December 29, 2008

Mexi Mart

A convenience store in a Mexican or Latino community where one can purchase various ethnic sundries in addition to more standard products. Strangely enough, the store is generally owned or run by folks of Middle Eastern descent who speak Spanish, Portuguese and 12 other languages. See also Ghandi mart

Hey, I'm going to run down to the Mexi Mart and pick up some taco shells and poblanos. Oh, and a day laborer. need anything else?

by fptdmc June 8, 2011

Wal Mart

1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.

As invective "Go to Wal Mart"

by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011