Monophysite

An Oriental Orthodox Christian who is in denial about their heresy. He would rather use the argument that it was all semantics and cannot comprehend that 2 natures is in fact not Nestorian. A Monophysite is also one who was refuted by Saint Euphemia and the Holy Spirit at the Council of Chalcedon.

"Watch out! Severus the Monophysite has a crush on Empress Theodora!"
"Relax she was not into that Monophysite's theology.

by SaintCyrilofAlexandria February 9, 2023

Quarterly Monogamist

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.

Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"

by Squammie December 14, 2011

crude monocle

The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.

Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.

by diab0lus August 29, 2012

Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Sometimes shortened to DHMO or {H2O, it is the molecular name for water. For more information about chemistry, go to a science website. For more information about water, visit your local water bottle

NOTE: Being such a rare term, it is commonly used by 4Chan to prank people. A common prank is listed below.

Did you know that there is a substance called Dihydrogen Monoxide that causes a lot of death and disturbance every second? When you breathe DHMO, you die. But Big Pharma doesn't want you to know! Dihydrogen Monoxide is present in every single vaccine, and 100% of Autistic children have drunk it. Big Pharma has put DHMO in all your medicines, and even Homeopathy cannot exist without it. If you drink too much, you die. But yet, you are given DHMO at the doctor's office when you ask for water. SMH my head Big Pharma will never learn

by swntimentoffreedom May 21, 2019

strip monopoly

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip.

Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly?
Person B: No.

by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020