millennial mullet

The new cringe-worthy hair style of short or shaved sides, leaving a floppy mohawk that is pulled back into a small tail or a man-bun.

My kids thought my yearbooks pictures were bad. Waiting until I whip out the photos of their millennial mullets to their future kids.

by Gangsta Whitewalls June 24, 2017

Millennial

A commonly mistaken term. A millennial is a person who is born in the year 2000 or above. This is why they are called millennials; because the year 2000 was the "new millenium".

Millennial: "I was born in 2001."
Non-millennial: "I was born in 1989."

by DannyDay95 April 10, 2017

milfonaire

A milf with a net worth greater than or equal to $1 million USD.

That new CEO is a milfonaire.

by ChicagoDudes August 16, 2009

Million dollar bitch

a freaky , exclusive bad ass black bitch who's down for whatever whenever , good pussy , fine ass hell and she got dough but her attitude ain't no joke

"Oh I need me a million dollar bitch like that bitch kalei "

by Realniggarealintentions December 30, 2016

millennial sandwich

the middle seat on an airplane

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.

by Protius July 24, 2019

Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.

I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor

by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019

star wars millennial

Retarded fanboys who watched the prequels first and thereby come to many false conclusions assuming that Lucas had it all planned out. (See Lucas interviews to disprove this)

Examples of Star Wars millennials acting out include;

Outrage at Fin being black citing Stormtroopers as clones.
Belief that the prequels were remotely good even as films.
Outrageous conclusions that Rey is Vader reborn because midichlorian logic.
Belief that current star wars lore is superior to classics such as The Thrawn Trilogy.
Wearing lame merchandise with dumb taglines like "Join the resistance"
Belief that the prequels are better than the new films.

I could barely hold my peace at the dumb star wars millennials bitching about Fin being black and Stormtroopers being clones.

by Industrial Peace December 17, 2016