Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019

by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.
"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."
Here's another example sentence:
"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
Here's another example sentence:
"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
by Evake March 23, 2024

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
