Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...

Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*

by Dog............... March 9, 2022

fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

by Joshlover March 21, 2017

dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021