Matthew animates is the coolest small YouTuber you’ll ever meet he is the best drawer who has a really good upload schedule and he will never leave YouTube for more than a month
by Matthew_animates September 9, 2022
Get the Matthew animatesmug. You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
Get the Spicy Matthewmug. I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022
Get the adam matthewsmug. by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019
Get the Matthew Michaelmug. 
Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.
by Skinnyboy1245 November 1, 2019
Get the Matthew Martymug. a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing
"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
by nathaly August 4, 2014
Get the matthew ruizmug.