matthew quillian

THE MAN

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"

by Go horns December 14, 2022

Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.

Matthew Compton is a very lover able person

by Bethanharris February 16, 2021

matthew larson

A guy with a huge penis and gets all the girls

You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.

by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 18, 2019

Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018

Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020