adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

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matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

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Matthew Nathan

Matthew Nathan is a nice guy, handsome and an amazing friend to have. He can wind you up a little bit but make sure you stay good friends with him. Matthew Nathan is loyal and is a great boyfriend

Matthew Nathan is a real handsome guy

by Boris Botticelli February 16, 2020

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Matthew Lin

Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"

Oh look, its Matthew Lin
Is he called Matthew, or Lin?
Matthew. Lin.

by Jeb_CGS August 31, 2022

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