The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."
by ThoWhoShallRemainNameless October 16, 2008
Get the Matt K.mug. girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S
by david whosu November 26, 2010
Get the matt clarkemug. A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, often plowing through defenders so Walter Payton could run free.
by Leiderberg February 16, 2008
Get the Matt Sueymug. Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.
by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006
Get the Matt Willismug. by i ♥ matt January 11, 2009
Get the Matt Emchmug. a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama
by dog butt in a butt October 24, 2008
Get the matt fordmug. winner of the X factor 2010. amazing voice, and extreamley good looking. love's his fans, geuinely a lovely person. no-one dislikes him, especially Aiden Grimshaw fellow x factor finalist, whom he has a huge Bromance with. Maiden ftw!
by ilovemrcardle March 7, 2011
Get the Matt Cardlemug.