Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
Get the Mick Marsmug. by MARSYPOO December 5, 2022
Get the marsmug. Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.
You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
by Nassu February 13, 2021
Get the Marsmug. by Mars one and only love <3 July 26, 2021
Get the Mars/Amari<3mug. the best person ever everybody loves them and they’re the sweetest person to ever live if you have a mar in your life keep them there till the end of the earth
by pigza!! January 29, 2025
Get the marmug. 
The cutest young girl you will ever come to meet. She is absolutely adorable and she will make you want to squish her, which you shouldn't do because only a few selected people are allowed to do so. This cutie is nice, sweet, talented, creative, absolutely perfect, and she deserves the world.
by scarlovesmars March 16, 2019
Get the Marsmug.