Left Lane Loser

A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the "hammer lane".
Driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn't safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. This driver is a Left Lane Loser.
by Spammag June 18, 2009
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Complete and Unabated Loser

One who comes up with ridiculous slang terms for anything sexual, whether it be objects or actions, and posts it on UrbanDictionary.com.
Pete: Dude, I just added "cum chugger" to UrbanDictionary.com!
Rob: Man, you are a complete and unabated loser!
Pete: *Sigh* You're right.
by Gaddiz September 10, 2008
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whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.
mom: clean your room
kid: whatever major loser
by kt June 05, 2003
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Marxist Bernie losers

Anyone who voted for, and got behind that Marxist pig who hates millionaires but ironically is one?
The Marxist Bernie losers are at it again hacking the urban dictionary accounts that make fun of their loser hero millionaire Bernie sanders!
by Nanker Phelge April 04, 2020
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Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"
Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.
by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009
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Fuckface loser

1) Someone who looks like they fuck 24-7, and is always a loser.

2) An adjective for someone who fucked their life so bad that they are considered "fucked" and losers.

3) An ugly person, usually a bitch, who can't shave their own smelly vagina. So therefor they can't fuck because they are a loser.
" Ew Greg, look at that Fuckface loser over in the corner. She is so ugly that no one wants to fuck anymore because of her loserness."
by brassmonkey33 June 08, 2009
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Urban Dictionary loser

A retard who posts definitions conveying/supporting their own not-so-politically-correct opinions. Yes, this definition is not very politically correct either. That would make me a hypocrite, which Urban Dictionary losers are as well.
An example would be the guy/girl who wrote the first definition for SkullCandy saying that they were very poor earphones and that those who bought them were idiots, or something like similar. Funny that, I just bought some today and have to say they are amazing. He/she was just an Urban Dictionary loser trying to push their own opinions on other people via this wonderful service.
by Unknown8372646 June 28, 2012
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