Bitch load

A unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the weight an average woman is barely able to carry, yet a weight that she could carry all day. 1,000,000 Bitch loads = .5 Man loads.

Yo Bailey. I have Bitch loads of homework tonight. It will be done in two seconds.

by BigJohnAndTheBoys April 17, 2011

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Clover Load

When you're about to cum and the lucky charms leprechaun jumps out of your dick and cunt punts your girl then jumps back into your balls.

This bitch was after my lucky charms so I gave her a clover load.

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Fuck Load

Fuck Load- A massive load of cum after a mighty bj

Tammie gave Jerry a mighty bj and ate his massive fuck load.

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Fuck load

Unit of measurement used to describe someone with ten or more of an object. e.g. 'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery'

by ChelbyLea January 24, 2012

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A person skilled in the art of juggling several objects held in the hands, blanced on the arms and against the chest etc. To make the load more bearable or to put something down, the load juggler will shift different objects around his body. Such a practise is called load juggling. Skilled load jugglers can often slip things into their pockets, overturn the whole load and even throw a few objects in the air whilst shifting the rest around in the hands before catching them.

"Wow, check out that load juggler across the street. Those objects seem alive in his hands!"

by kikumbob September 17, 2005

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