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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
mugGet the Left Lane Autismmug.

lane inflation

The phenomenon occurring on highways, with three or more lanes, in which slower-moving vehicles move out of the right lane, thereby disrupting traffic flow in what should be faster-moving lanes.
That guy is driving ten miles below the speed limit, but with lane inflation on this three-lane highway he is holding up traffic in the middle lane!
by JReim February 25, 2022
mugGet the lane inflationmug.

Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
mugGet the Relapse Lanemug.

ethans lane

Random bitch: Who's lane are u in? Ethan or Grayson?

Me: Who's Gayson?
Ethans lane
by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017
mugGet the ethans lanemug.

The Lanes

The most hood neighborhood in Yuma, AZ. Comprised of the poorest Mexicans, Blacks and the occasional White family. Located on the city outskirts. Drug dealers, drive-by’s and ratchetry are prevalent.
“You want a ride to where? The Lanes????? NOPE. Get out my car!”
by RockB79 October 13, 2022
mugGet the The Lanesmug.

Milky Lane

That last little bit of cum that dribbles out the end of ones penis, usually resembles off milk.
by Pinkerstink October 24, 2018
mugGet the Milky Lanemug.

Lane

He is kind, tall, hot, and likes you.
lane a handsome boy.
by Chicken Nugget Balls March 5, 2021
mugGet the Lanemug.

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