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kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3
"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"

"omg same he's so cute :')"
by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020
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A simpatron and uwu boy 123
This means that Kyle's does simping for a living
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Kyle

Massive dickhead

Very emotionless

Makes Memes and is a Meme Lord

Loves Anime

Drinks Monster Energy for every meal

Loves making fun of people

Plays video games 24/7

Sleeps at 4am
Loves Punching walls and breaking controller after loosing a video game
Hates boomers
Your such a Kyle

That edgy guy is probably a Kyle
by Kyle jp August 15, 2020
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Kyle

very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”

kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.
kyle: *takes sip of monster*

friend: dude those are so bad for you

kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there
by SaltDragon69 November 5, 2019
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he a beutfuil kyle
by raf4wuesvtdgcue5ryzdt7 December 1, 2020
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I hate that guy because he's a kyle
by Truth teller 69690 July 7, 2015
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Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.
Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.
by angel94 December 7, 2013
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