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Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.
Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.
by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020
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Door-Knocker

An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.
PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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The Knickerbocker

When you lay a fat brick of shit in shower then proceed to lay a fat pearl necklace on top of it. Ending in a waffle stomp down the drain.
Dude! Last weekend at the concert Zach executed the knickerbocker then moonwalked his feet dry. Sounds pretty gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (In Mickeys Voice)
by PeterFitzinWell August 31, 2021
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saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!
Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...
by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007
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knackered

having suffered an injury to the testicles

used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam
"I knackered myself when i fell off the monkey bars"
by Phillip J Brown January 24, 2007
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fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.
Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.
by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010
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Cock Knocker

Someone who likes to knock cocks by making a fist, bending the fore-finger then striking the cock with all your might.
You are a cock knocker, your ma's a cock knocker etc etc.
by Wayne Travers May 31, 2006
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