July 1st

National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.
Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st
by Clairlolx June 05, 2021
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July 5th

It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!
by chas's bestie July 05, 2021
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July 5th

Being born on the 5th of july means you are most likely tall, a cancer, and will probably be disciplined and strong minded.

It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.
Joe: When's your birthday lad?
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.
by Aplo February 27, 2022
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July 2

On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!
by lol2699 July 01, 2022
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July 22

The date that horny people are born on
Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.
by jacobsaggytittyfan June 06, 2022
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July 2nd

A day when Hoes are born.
"My Birthday is July 2nd."
"Damn u a hoe."
by Box_Studios August 12, 2020
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July 2nd

bestfriend:why did you hug me
you: oh its July 2nd
by eungie December 13, 2020
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