Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school
Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
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Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.
Giovanni Spano: "We need sister Jonathan. Do we? Okay. "
by sister 5.0 November 03, 2018
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Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick
“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”
by Smeggywillys September 01, 2021
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One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/
Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.
by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021
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Jonathan Camacho

Chill dude could get hyper from time to time. When he’s around people he doesn’t know he doesn’t really say much. There normally gods at everything they do. Lets not even mention how great lovers they are
Oh my Jonathan Camacho i need you in my life
by Anymous User 123 June 01, 2020
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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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