January 27

National grab cock day

Guy 1: Hey it's January 27

Guy 2: I've been waiting for this

by Bogsy January 14, 2022

30 January

drink alcohol day. have fun.

person 1: Hey, is it 30 January yet?
person2: Yes, let's go get some whiskey!

by I'm cool and u aren't November 21, 2021

January 16

Național revele youre crush day

You need to say who your crush is.

Hey! Who is your crush? You have to tell me because it's January 16.

Hey! I've been really attracted to....... .

Wow that's me. Wana be together?

Omg yea!

by The_boy_69 January 16, 2021

January 10

National Take videos of your boyfriend all day

Sam:hey is that your boyfriend

Kairy: yeah ima take videos of him all day because it’s January 10

by XboxgamerKz February 7, 2020

January 23

National Ice cream and movie day!

friend: bro lets hit the gym

me: nah man its January 23

by smallbeannamedjez January 22, 2021

January 8th

january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.

person: omg were u on January 8th?

person born on that day: yes..? why?

person 1: *bows down*

by mya. November 16, 2022

January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019