Jeff

A sexy guy who i love. He can come across as rough but he has the best heart and biggest d#ck.lol.
He thinks i use him...not true! Luvs

I love Jeff so much and i wanna be with him

by Sexyyyygrlll3939 September 24, 2019

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

Jeffapalooza!

A raucous event celebrated annually by college males named Jeff. Ceremonies involve general merrymaking accompanied by frivolous spending. The event must culminate with roadside vegetation urination, vomiting in urinals, and consumption of either, gator dogs or pie hole.

"Did you go to Jeffapalooza! last weekend?"
"No."
"Dude it was dopelicious."

by Weeser October 12, 2011

Jaffing

Laughing and masturbating at the same time, and then ejaculation occurs.

Man, last night's jaffing was the bomb!

by OG BR4D January 29, 2015

Jeff

A person that is a person and likes food

Jeff is amazing.

by fufgkiykgulolouo October 28, 2017

Jaffa's

When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.

"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"

by nasmeister June 9, 2018

Jeff

A bot

Jeff

by jdokvdeyhvdryj February 28, 2019